Pavillon de l’Esprit Nouveau: A 21st Century Show Home

Model-turned-real estate broker Trish Goff offers a tour of “Pavillon de l’Esprit Nouveau: A 21st Century Show Home,” an exhibition curated by Felix Burrichter at New York’s Swiss Institute. Goff, in her tongue-in-cheek role as a Executive Sales Agent, walks potential buyers through the model show home—from the kitchen, aka the holistic support zone, to the marijuana plants contained in a virtual reality garden. Get your wallets ready—this show closes on November 8th.

Released on 11/6/2015

Credits

Starring: Trish Goff

Transcript

00:00
(electronic music)
00:12
My name is Trish Goff,
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and I'm the director of sales for the 21st Century Home.
00:16
I'll be giving you a tour of our model show room today.
00:19
In the model show room,
00:20
you'll see that every unit will feature extra high ceilings,
00:23
wood burning fire places. multiple exposures,
00:26
and we also have outdoor space as well,
00:28
and great closet space.
00:30
Normally, we would be removing our shoes for this tour.
00:33
However, I'm not gonna do that today.
00:41
So right now we're in the Serenity Gateway,
00:42
which is our first outdoor space.
00:44
These units, they come completely furnished.
00:47
So here we have the state of the art rocking chair,
00:50
this gorgeous encapsulated dandelion LED light.
00:55
So the developers offering multiple landscaping options.
00:58
We have some genetically modified dandelions,
01:01
which are just over here,
01:03
have the peyote,
01:04
some wild grasses,
01:06
and then we have multiple varieties
01:08
of marijuana plants back over here.
01:14
So right now we're in the Soft Surrender Lounge,
01:16
otherwise known as the living room.
01:19
There are not too many things I can think of
01:20
that are better than velvet,
01:22
stretched velvet like this chair.
01:25
Another one?
01:26
Oh geez.
01:28
State of the art ultra-light carbon fiber, amazing.
01:32
High tech, scatter cushions.
01:34
Welcome to the dining room,
01:35
or the Communal Soul Collation Center.
01:38
This beautiful table is made with 3D marquetry.
01:42
This luxurious dining area
01:44
offers the most phenomenal exposures,
01:46
and three fireplaces in one room.
01:49
Place mats with integrated napkins
01:52
that are meant to lick you clean,
01:53
and so soft.
01:55
Here we are in the Holistic Support Zone,
01:57
otherwise known as the kitchen.
01:58
This home comes fully catered with everything you need,
02:01
soya, food, milk.
02:03
(electronic music)
02:14
Now welcome to the highlight of our tour,
02:17
the Temple of Dreams.
02:19
That's art, but this is one of my favorite features,
02:23
because I love to film myself when I put my makeup on.
02:26
The mesh steel four-poster bed
02:30
that comes with a mirror above.
02:32
Fluid resistant mattress,
02:35
and live streaming while you're in bed.
02:37
(electronic music)
02:45
Yes, Simon.
02:46
As of right now,
02:47
we have five accepted offers,
02:48
a lovely signed contracts with deposits given.
02:52
I know it's amazing, but you know me.
02:53
Every I touch turns to sold.
02:55
Take care.
02:56
Bye.
02:58
Oh, if you should be interested,
03:00
then buy one of our show homes.
03:02
I do encourage you to not waste anytime.
03:05
My email address is trish@swissinstitute.net.
03:10
Hurry up.
03:11
(electronic music)