Sarah Jones & Company React to the US Election
Released on 11/16/2016
Hi everybody, so I'm Sarah Jones,
and I'm going to let other people answer on my behalf.
I do play people of a lot of different backgrounds,
and I'm going to let them weigh in.
I'm English, I know some of you might be jealous
of that right now, but I also want to say,
as a Brit, you know, at one point I thought Brexit
was going to be the sign of the stupidest thing
that happened in 2016, and I really want to
thank you Americans for coming to our rescue.
It's very kind.
Hi guys, I'm just going to snap really quick
and say I'm with W magazine right now.
For younger feminists, like me, to have someone
who like totally doesn't care, that like disrespecting
women is like maybe a problem for being a world leader,
like, it's super confusing.
Hi, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I'm worried.
You know, are we going to have a department
of the interior pussy grabbing right now.
I can imagine like, you know, the great big gold letters,
Trump Tower, across the front of the White House?
I mean, this is crazy right now.
Seriously, we don't need sirens outside to feel like it's
a state of emergency right now.
I can't, I just, I can't.
Like I'm almost inarticulate in both languages.
Thank you for the question.
Would I ever have Donald Trump for dinner?
Does he eat?
I don't think food is involved as far as I am concerned.
This is a robot that is programmed to ideologically harm
everything in its path.
Perhaps he will elect a new liaison to the KKK.
I am very excited to see how this goes.
Hi out there, everybody.
For me, people of all backgrounds should be afraid,
whatever your color.
I've lived through a lot of difficult times,
but at least in each instance,
you felt the person had enough intelligence
that you could argue.
But then sometimes, you feel like you are arguing
with a wall.
In this case, a wall who wants to build a wall.
I don't know.
But, I will tell you this.
I've lived long enough to know four years is not the end
of the world.
Frankly, I think I have candies in my purse older
than four years old.
So, we'll live through this.
In times when our humanity is being questioned,
I pray really for all of us, that we do not let our humanity
be reduced by a lack of humanity of others.
For me, that is the greatest message of Islam.
We have mandatory voting in Australia,
and if you don't vote, you get fined.
So, there's a part of me that always was, you know,
sort of jealous of you yanks, but now,
I'm starting to think maybe we should do something
But good on ya, that you're all still hanging in there,
and maybe this is a really important time to change things
up a bit.
I brought my own microphone.
That's how I roll.
You know what I'm saying?
I need people in leadership that respect us as human beings.
I don't really know exactly what's coming,
but I know there's a lot more people coming together
than there was before.
Maybe that's a blessing.
If you're all interested in a deeper conversation,
look for me, Rashid.
Let Sarah Jones know.
We're all going to be okay.