00:10
Can you hold on though?
00:11
Cause I want to make myself something to eat.
00:15
Well, I have Sour Patch Kids over here
00:18
and I also have Cheerios.
00:20
Ooh that's such a difficult question.
00:24
Umm, I don't know if it's a talent but I can curl my tongue.
00:27
I know you can't see it but.
00:30
Really, it's a hard skill, you know.
00:33
My favorite curse word is cunt.
00:35
It's just so shocking, everyone thinks it's so disgusting
00:38
and I love that vagina is a swear word.
00:42
The last thing I do before I go to bed is look at my phone.
00:44
I feel like that's like a superstition or like an OCD I have
00:47
to like get to the end of the Instagram feed.
00:49
I'm not afraid of the dark.
00:51
I'm afraid of not sleeping.
00:56
I usually start in pajamas but they're not even pajamas.
00:59
I like a giant disgusting t-shirt
01:01
and then I move to sleeping nude.
01:04
My dream bedroom would have a bed
01:06
that was like three king sizes
01:08
so you could have company in the bed.
01:11
If I just had unlimited money like that,
01:13
I ultimately would love like a room that's just a bed.
01:18
My favorite karaoke song is Cheryl Crow
01:20
If It Makes You Happy.
01:22
I don't know if I can sing a little bit of it.
01:27
Umm, I would love to be in bed with Rihanna
01:31
because she's like the hottest girl in the world.
01:35
I have these earrings that say backstabber on them.
01:38
They're my favorite.
01:39
I mean, I'm glad you called me on this landline.
01:43
I'm always on my cellphone but it's so exciting
01:46
to speak on a landline.
