Jane’s Addiction: An Army of One

W’s Beauty Director Jane Larkworthy reveals her surprisingly simple beauty routine in this short film. Starring Jane Larkworthy, Sarah Mendelsohn, Andrea Pardo, Alyssa Limperis, Mi-Anne Chan, Carly Kipen, Brittany Nguyen, Caitlin Monahan, Jake Tremblay, Biel Parklee, Kat Herriman, and Sarah Leon.

Released on 12/6/2013

Credits

Starring: Jane Larkworthy
Director: Justin Wu

Transcript

00:00
(elevator bell ringing)
00:02
(midtempo bass instrumental)
00:05
People automatically assume
00:07
that if you're a beauty director,
00:08
you've got this beauty regimen
00:09
that fills up more than half your day.
00:11
Not me, it's all about low maintenance in my book.
00:15
Let me walk you through how this happens.
00:18
First of all, I'm just a wash and go kind of girl.
00:20
I wake up, I go to the salon, I get my blowout,
00:24
and I'm good to go.
00:25
If I get to the salon before my stylist does,
00:27
not a problem, I've got a key.
00:29
Skincare, it's all about the basics.
00:32
Cleanser, toner, sheep placenta,
00:36
eye cream, SPF of course, and monthly Botox injections.
00:42
You can cut that out, right?
00:44
Makeup routine?
00:46
More like, what makeup routine?
00:48
I put on lipstick about as well as a five year old,
00:51
and mascara seems to get everywhere except on my lashes.
00:54
That's why I leave it to the professionals.
00:57
My makeup artist did this.
00:59
She's so great.
01:00
When Angelina Jolie and I call at the same time,
01:03
whose call do you think she's gonna take?
01:06
I made her one of my bridesmaids.
01:08
Same with my manicurist.
01:09
Think about it, it saves money and time.
01:13
Because if there's one thing I can't tolerate,
01:16
it's diva behavior.
01:17
I am a one-woman show.
01:23
[Woman] That's not your good side.