W’s Beauty Director Jane Larkworthy is plotting her next move: reality TV.
Released on 3/6/2014
New York City.
A behind-the-scenes look at what it takes
to be a powerful editor at one of the top
fashion magazines in the country-- nay, the world.
Stepping out of her limo,
we see this impeccably dressed woman
walking, cool as a cucumber, into the Conde Nast building.
Who is she?
Where is she going?
That woman-- Where's this pitch going?
The camera pulls back to reveal,
is the beauty director of W magazine.
Filler aficionado Jiva Mukdiraja--
Ms. Larkworthy, I don't think we're looking
for any kind of--
Sex in the City meets the Apprentice,
did you just say Hoarders?
Have you seen the W Beauty Closet?
[Ms. Larkworthy Voiceover] Okay,
this is just getting boring.
I didn't even have an idea for a show until
I was on mile three of my run this morning.
Look at them.
How much longer must I stand here?
People bid for meetings with me on Ebay.
Ten more minutes and my roots are going to grow in.
Speaking of which, maybe I should go blonder.
And that gentlmen, is your new reality show.