The Ultimate At-Home D.I.Y. Facial
You’re doing your luxe, at-home facials all wrong. (Hint: apply burger patties to your eyes after serum.) W Magazine’s Beauty Director, Jane Larkworthy, reveals her secrets in this beauty tutorial parody.
Released on 8/19/2015
Hi everyone, it's Jane Larkworthy and today
I am going to walk you through my at home DIY facial.
So the first thing I do, is I light a candle.
It sets the mood and if I have time,
I say a daily affirmation which usually has something
to do with what I'm going to wear to work the next day
or maybe Bill Cunningham will photograph me.
And so we begin.
I like to use a creamy cleanser because it's creamy
and it cleanses.
So it's a good time to thank the universe
with your cleanser.
Do it in thanking motions, thank you, universe.
Now it's time for the mask.
I love these new moisturizing masks,
they just came out like 25 years ago.
Our eye skin is our most delicate skin.
Everyone says their eye skin is very delicate skin,
mine is more delicate than yours is, but follow these steps.
Tea bags, burger patties.
You want to leave the mask on for a good 20 minutes.
So why don't you recline and have a healthy snack?
These are my new favorite crackers and they're made
from reclaimed wood that was found in barns
in northern New Jersey.
They come in different flavors apple, kale, and manure.
Now, to remove the mask, use a wash cloth.
You can use any color you want, but pink really works for me
because my heart chakra has a little touch of abif, so
just don't use white, ;cause that would just mean
that your skin is boring and that you have no chakra.
And that's it, you guys, thank you so much for watching.
It means the world to me and all your fan mail
is just so wonderful and great,
I can't wait for you to see what we do next season.
I'm just so grateful for all your support.