The Ultimate At-Home D.I.Y. Facial

You’re doing your luxe, at-home facials all wrong. (Hint: apply burger patties to your eyes after serum.) W Magazine’s Beauty Director, Jane Larkworthy, reveals her secrets in this beauty tutorial parody.

Released on 8/19/2015

Credits

Starring: Jane Larkworthy
Director: Justin Wu

Transcript

00:06
Hi everyone, it's Jane Larkworthy and today
00:10
I am going to walk you through my at home DIY facial.
00:16
So the first thing I do, is I light a candle.
00:19
It sets the mood and if I have time,
00:22
I say a daily affirmation which usually has something
00:25
to do with what I'm going to wear to work the next day
00:28
or maybe Bill Cunningham will photograph me.
00:32
And so we begin.
00:34
I like to use a creamy cleanser because it's creamy
00:38
and it cleanses.
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So it's a good time to thank the universe
00:44
with your cleanser.
00:45
Do it in thanking motions, thank you, universe.
00:49
Now it's time for the mask.
00:52
I love these new moisturizing masks,
00:55
they just came out like 25 years ago.
00:59
Our eye skin is our most delicate skin.
01:02
Everyone says their eye skin is very delicate skin,
01:06
mine is more delicate than yours is, but follow these steps.
01:10
Cotton pads.
01:13
Tea bags, burger patties.
01:21
Post-it notes.
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You want to leave the mask on for a good 20 minutes.
01:28
So why don't you recline and have a healthy snack?
01:31
These are my new favorite crackers and they're made
01:34
from reclaimed wood that was found in barns
01:37
in northern New Jersey.
01:38
They come in different flavors apple, kale, and manure.
01:42
(crunching)
01:45
Mhmm.
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Now, to remove the mask, use a wash cloth.
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You can use any color you want, but pink really works for me
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because my heart chakra has a little touch of abif, so
01:57
just don't use white, ;cause that would just mean
02:00
that your skin is boring and that you have no chakra.
02:04
And that's it, you guys, thank you so much for watching.
02:07
It means the world to me and all your fan mail
02:09
is just so wonderful and great,
02:12
I can't wait for you to see what we do next season.
02:14
I'm just so grateful for all your support.
02:16
(knocking)
02:17
[Man] Security.
02:19
You're welcome.