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Episode 4

Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone Have a Lot More in Common Than They Realized

Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone already have a lot in common: They’re both young, Oscar winners, and mega talented. But when they sat down for a joint interview with W, they found out they were more alike than they realized. Together, the two Hollywood BFFs answered the tough questions: the first album they bought, their favorite Halloween costumes, scariest memories and even their porn names. "Chelsea Thunderbird would've been the perfect porno name," Stone quips.

Released on 1/04/2018

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Transcript

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[Interviewer] Before we start,
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can you hold up your little elephant?
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And your giraffe?
00:04
Oh, you want me to hold up my little elephant?
00:06
[laughing]
00:08
It's me!
00:09
Okay, we're gonna make these popup animals.
00:12
Are they rolling? While you're talking to us.
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But we don't know how to do it,
00:15
so we're just gonna try to figure it out.
00:16
Yeah, I don't know how to do it.
00:18
Wait wait wait wait wait wait!
00:20
Okay.
00:24
What was my first job?
00:27
Uh, babysitting, I guess.
00:28
Well, I worked at a dog bakery when I was 15.
00:32
They baked dogs?
00:34
That's awful.
00:34
Yeah, we'll talk about it later.
00:37
Kidding, I would never bake dogs!
00:39
She totally would.
00:40
She's a cat person.
00:41
I'm not a cat person at all.
00:44
[Interviewer] Where was your first kiss?
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Um, in the woods outside of,
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this is gonna sound like a murder story,
00:51
but it was in the woods outside of a baseball game.
00:54
The guy who I kissed found my turtle.
00:57
I lost it.
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Aw!
00:58
Oh yeah, didn't your turtle run away?
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[laughing] My turtle ran away.
01:02
Turtles run away.
01:03
I know.
01:04
Moral of the story.
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This is criminally undiscussed.
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Nobody discusses this.
01:10
You have to keep your eye on your turtle.
01:12
Yeah.
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[Interviewer] Okay, so, Emma?
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What was the first album you bought?
01:16
Emily.
01:18
It's Emily.
01:19
Remember?
01:21
What was the first album I bought?
01:23
TLC, CrazySexyCool.
01:24
Nice!
01:25
Yeah.
01:25
Mine was Brandy.
01:26
It was?
01:27
Yeah.
01:28
Oh, we're kind of along the same lines.
01:29
Yeah.
01:30
[Interviewer] What was your favorite TLC song?
01:31
Obviously, Jason Waterfalls, because I always
01:34
Jason Waterfalls?
01:35
I used to think it was, go go Jason Waterfalls.
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And I was like, who's Jason?
01:40
[laughing]
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There's this misheard lyrics website
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called kissthisguy.com, that's the Jimi Hendrix.
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♪ Excuse me, while I kiss this guy ♪
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And you're supposed to write in
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what the misheard lyric was
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and when you found out that you had been mishearing it.
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♪ Give it to me ♪
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♪ Give me some gum ♪
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♪ Gum gon' be my girl ♪
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I was like, oh.
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Also Michael Jackson.
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♪ Give me some gum ♪
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I used to think,
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bad mamma jamma?
02:05
Ugh, I still don't know what it was.
02:07
What?
02:08
Bad man's pajamas?
02:09
Bad man's pajamas.
02:11
I still don't get it.
02:12
[Interviewer] Jen, what was your first red carpet outfit?
02:16
Oh.
02:17
Well, there was my first Oscar dress was the,
02:20
the Calvin Klein dress.
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Oh, that was good.
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It was a scuba dress,
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I was just going to say it was like a bathing suit dress.
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Oh yeah, Superbad premiere I wore
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like a blue kind of,
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dress.
02:32
[laughing]
02:34
Wow, tell me more.
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It was.
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Can I quit?
02:39
Does this like enough like a giraffe
02:41
that I can quit? That looks like a,
02:42
that looks like a brontosaurus.
02:44
You watched Land Before Time,
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no wait, we've already talked about Land Before Time.
02:48
No we haven't.
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Oh.
02:50
Who are you confusing me with?
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I don't know. You don't have
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other friends. No, I don't.
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I abandoned all my other relationships when I met you.
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Thank you.
02:57
[Interviewer] Emma, what was your first pet's name?
02:59
A turtle, I imagine.
03:00
We had two dogs named Norman and Chelsea,
03:02
that were golden retrievers.
03:04
That's really cute.
03:04
Yeah.
03:05
I love the name Norman.
03:07
I had a schnauzer named Ozzy.
03:09
[Interviewer] Ozzy.
03:09
Yeah.
03:10
A schnauzer? Yeah.
03:11
How'd they go the schnauzer route?
03:13
He hated us so much.
03:14
He never wanted to be in the same room as us.
03:16
So my porno name was Ozzy Ormond.
03:19
Ozzy Ormond.
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And I'm, well, because I chose Chelsea,
03:22
and then I always thought that the street we were on
03:25
was Thunderbird, but I think it was actually Weathersfield,
03:28
so it's Chelsea Weathersfield.
03:29
Wow, that sounds like a news anchor.
03:31
But Chelsea Thunderbird would have been,
03:32
Chelsea Thunderbird would have been the perfect porn name.
03:34
[Interviewer] They're both really good.
03:36
I think Emily Stone is a pretty good porn name.
03:40
That's really nice of you to say.
03:42
You're welcome.
03:43
Thank you.
03:43
[Interviewer] What was your favorite birthday?
03:46
Not year you were born, but event on your birthday?
03:49
Oh yeah.
03:50
It's just hard not to talk about mushrooms.
03:52
No I'm just kidding. [laughing]
03:56
Like, chanterelles, or?
03:57
Yeah, shitake.
03:58
Portobello.
04:00
What were you guys laughing about?
04:02
Yeah, what's so funny?
04:03
Um, no, I mean definitely my 25th birthday
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where my friends surprised me with
04:07
Kris Jenner holding my birthday cake.
04:09
I mean, I don't want to sound like,
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I know that that's like a famous person story,
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but when I was a kid,
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my parents would be like, it was your birthday yesterday!
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We didn't have like, parties, so,
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my only birthday party stories are after I'm famous, so,
04:22
suck my dick.
04:23
[laughing]
04:24
[Interviewer] Emma!
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What was your favorite Halloween costume?
04:27
I went as Morticia when I was a kid,
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and I got to do those presson long nails
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and I had the long wig and all the makeup,
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and I felt incredible.
04:34
Ooh! I was like six years old,
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and I was like.
04:37
Ooh, nice.
04:37
My mother wouldn't have let me wear those.
04:39
She would have said that they would conjure the devil.
04:42
I was a picnic table.
04:43
[laughing] What the hell is going on?
04:45
My mom, my mom got...
04:47
Wait, long nails would conjure the devil,
04:49
so you had to be a picnic table?
04:51
She wouldn't let me be a witch or anything.
04:52
I couldn't be a witch or a ghost or anything.
04:54
How were you a picnic table?
04:56
It's like the cloth and then you stick food to you.
04:58
It was the plastic cloth that kind of sticks
05:00
like that. That sort of cute.
05:00
Then I cut a hole in it,
05:01
and we pasted you know, like,
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but the problem was like,
05:04
I had a crush on this guy named John,
05:06
and we were gonna go, it was gonna be my only time
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I was gonna be able to interact with a boy.
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And I was so pumped for Halloween
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because we were gonna interact,
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and then I put my face in a tablecloth
05:17
and I was like, hi John!
05:18
Are you my boyfriend?
05:21
We both had the same stalker.
05:23
And his name was John the Orchestra Guy.
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John the Orchestra Guy, who would text us both.
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And he would like, accidentally text us.
05:30
So Emma and I,
05:31
wait, I have told this story.
05:32
Yeah. But where?
05:33
Maybe it was just a friend,
05:34
we might not have told it publicly.
05:35
You told it publicly,
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because people started coming up to me like,
05:38
wait a second.
05:38
He wasn't really a stalker,
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he's just this guy that has a lot of people's phone numbers.
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He must have worked at a studio or something.
05:44
He must be like an agent's assistant or something.
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And he texts and he says, hey,
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hey, Alex, or he makes up a name.
05:50
I'm running late on my way to the soundstage.
05:53
Can you warm up the orchestra for me?
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Make sure the orchestra's warmed up for me.
05:56
It was always about warming up the orchestra.
05:58
Can you text me back and let me know you got this?
05:59
John.
06:00
And we were like
06:01
So we had been texting,
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blah blah blah, we texted like every day for a year,
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but we had never talked on the phone, and we had never met.
06:07
So then we were finally gonna meet.
06:08
She sends me her address, I drive over,
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and on the way, I'm like, oh my God,
06:11
what if this is John the Orchestra Guy?
06:13
We had never spoken on the phone,
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we just trusted it was each other.
06:15
And she thought when I was on my way over,
06:17
she was like, oh my God,
06:18
what if it's John the Orchestra Guy?
06:19
Yeah.
06:20
And I called you and you were like, hello?
06:21
And I was like, hello?
06:23
[laughing]
06:24
Anyway, that was the first thing we had in common.
06:27
God, this is so,
06:29
we've all been there, right?
06:30
Yeah.
06:31
[Interviewer] Jen, what was the most scared
06:32
you've ever been?
06:34
Well I had double engine failure on a plane,
06:36
so that one's pretty easy for me.
06:38
It was like eight months ago?
06:39
Yeah, I didn't know what was gonna happen.
06:41
We were just careening to the ground,
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I thought we were gonna die.
06:43
But now when I fly, if I have PTSD flashbacks,
06:46
the plane will be landing
06:47
like totally normally to everybody else,
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but to me, it feels like we're careening again,
06:52
so I'll go.
06:53
[screeching]
06:54
I like, scream uncontrollably.
06:56
You sound like a nightmare.
06:57
[laughing]
06:59
I'm so, do you wanna share a flight back to New York?
07:03
No.
07:04
No!
07:05
[Interviewer] Emma, when were you the most scared?
07:08
Uh, 10 minutes ago?
07:10
I don't know, all the time.
07:11
What about when both of your contact lenses
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popped out of both of your eyes at the same time
07:15
because your eyes are too big.
07:16
Jen came to see Cabaret and both of my contacts
07:19
popped out of my eyes. She did like a big.
07:20
[singing]
07:21
They had to drag me off stage in the dark,
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and she came backstage afterwards and I was like,
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I couldn't see anything, it was garbage, it was a disaster,
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and she was like, enough, enough,
07:30
I'm your dance mom, and you need to calm down.
07:33
Well I went up and knocked on her dressing room door,
07:35
and I was about to be like, dude, that was so awesome!
07:38
And she opens the door and she was like,
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it was awful!
07:41
It was terrible!
07:42
I was blind the whole time!
07:44
[Interviewer] Emma.
07:45
Yes.
07:46
[Interviewer] What was your favorite film
07:47
when you were young?
07:48
Emily.
07:49
I loved The Jerk.
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And I loved Hocus Pocus, and I loved Beetlejuice.
07:53
I liked a little bit of the spooky stuff.
07:55
Well Dumb and Dumber was, yeah, you know.
07:58
I was gonna say, or Jurassic Park.
07:59
Jurassic Park, I believe to be the best movie ever made.
08:02
It's incredible.
08:03
It's phenomenal.
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It's pretty much a perfect movie.
08:05
You get me.
08:07
I know.
08:08
When Laura Dern is like, when the triceratops is...
08:10
[laughing]
08:12
You made a brontosaurus.
08:13
I can't believe, no, I just said triceratops
08:15
with a totally straight face.
08:16
I was like, I guess it would have to be
08:17
when the triceratops was ill,
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and Laura Dern was looking at its tongue,
08:22
I thought that was cool.
08:24
[laughing]
08:29
Lookit, yours looks like an elephant.
08:31
It doesn't really.
08:32
Look at the face.
08:33
It looks like I chewed it up. Yours looks like
08:34
a brontosaurus.
08:36
I quit.
08:37
Thank you.
08:38
Oh my God, they're even cold.
08:39
If you pop that at me.
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I would never!
08:43
I don't want to hurt you.
08:44
I don't want to hurt you either.
08:46
Where should we pop it towards?
08:48
I don't want this to be a metaphor of life,
08:50
but you're way ahead of me!
08:51
Should we just like hold the cork in our,
08:53
no no no!
08:53
Don't do that?
08:54
Hold it, hold it.
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[popping] [screaming]
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[laughing]
08:58
Cheers, honey.
08:59
Cheers.
09:00
Are we really supposed to?
09:01
[spitting]
09:02
No, it was just really gassy.
09:05
Just like you.
09:06
Me.
09:10
I don't wanna go to this thing.
09:11
Let's get drunk,
09:12
and then let's go.