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[Interviewer] Before we start,
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can you hold up your little elephant?
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Oh, you want me to hold
up my little elephant?
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Okay, we're gonna make
these popup animals.
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Are they rolling?
While you're talking to us.
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But we don't know how to do it,
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so we're just gonna try to figure it out.
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Yeah, I don't know how to do it.
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Wait wait wait wait wait wait!
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What was my first job?
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Uh, babysitting, I guess.
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Well, I worked at a
dog bakery when I was 15.
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Yeah, we'll talk about it later.
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Kidding, I would never bake dogs!
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She's a cat person.
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I'm not a cat person at all.
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[Interviewer] Where was your first kiss?
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Um, in the woods outside of,
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this is gonna sound like a murder story,
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but it was in the woods
outside of a baseball game.
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The guy who I kissed found my turtle.
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Oh yeah, didn't your turtle run away?
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[laughing]
My turtle ran away.
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Moral of the story.
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This is criminally undiscussed.
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Nobody discusses this.
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You have to keep your eye on your turtle.
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[Interviewer] Okay, so, Emma?
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What was the first album you bought?
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What was the first album I bought?
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TLC, CrazySexyCool.
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Oh, we're kind of along the same lines.
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[Interviewer] What was
your favorite TLC song?
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Obviously, Jason
Waterfalls, because I always
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I used to think it was,
go go Jason Waterfalls.
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And I was like, who's Jason?
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There's this misheard lyrics website
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called kissthisguy.com,
that's the Jimi Hendrix.
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♪ Excuse me, while I kiss this guy ♪
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And you're supposed to write in
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what the misheard lyric was
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and when you found out that
you had been mishearing it.
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♪ Give me some gum ♪
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♪ Gum gon' be my girl ♪
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Also Michael Jackson.
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♪ Give me some gum ♪
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Ugh, I still don't know what it was.
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I still don't get it.
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[Interviewer] Jen, what was
your first red carpet outfit?
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Well, there was my first
Oscar dress was the,
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the Calvin Klein dress.
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It was a scuba dress,
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I was just going to say it
was like a bathing suit dress.
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Oh yeah, Superbad premiere I wore
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like a blue kind of,
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Does this like enough like a giraffe
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that I can quit?
That looks like a,
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that looks like a brontosaurus.
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You watched Land Before Time,
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no wait, we've already talked
about Land Before Time.
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Who are you confusing me with?
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I don't know.
You don't have
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other friends.
No, I don't.
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I abandoned all my other
relationships when I met you.
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[Interviewer] Emma, what
was your first pet's name?
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A turtle, I imagine.
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We had two dogs named
Norman and Chelsea,
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that were golden retrievers.
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That's really cute.
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I love the name Norman.
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I had a schnauzer named Ozzy.
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[Interviewer] Ozzy.
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How'd they go the schnauzer route?
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He hated us so much.
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He never wanted to be
in the same room as us.
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So my porno name was Ozzy Ormond.
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And I'm, well, because I chose Chelsea,
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and then I always thought
that the street we were on
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was Thunderbird, but I think
it was actually Weathersfield,
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so it's Chelsea Weathersfield.
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Wow, that sounds like a news anchor.
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But Chelsea Thunderbird would have been,
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Chelsea Thunderbird would have
been the perfect porn name.
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[Interviewer] They're both really good.
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I think Emily Stone is
a pretty good porn name.
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That's really nice of you to say.
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[Interviewer] What was
your favorite birthday?
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Not year you were born,
but event on your birthday?
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It's just hard not to
talk about mushrooms.
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No I'm just kidding.
[laughing]
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Like, chanterelles, or?
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What were you guys laughing about?
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Yeah, what's so funny?
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Um, no, I mean definitely my 25th birthday
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where my friends surprised me with
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Kris Jenner holding my birthday cake.
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I mean, I don't want to sound like,
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I know that that's like
a famous person story,
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but when I was a kid,
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my parents would be like, it
was your birthday yesterday!
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We didn't have like, parties, so,
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my only birthday party stories
are after I'm famous, so,
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[Interviewer] Emma!
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What was your favorite Halloween costume?
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I went as Morticia when I was a kid,
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and I got to do those presson long nails
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and I had the long wig
and all the makeup,
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and I felt incredible.
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Ooh!
I was like six years old,
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My mother wouldn't have let me wear those.
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She would have said that
they would conjure the devil.
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I was a picnic table.
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[laughing] What the hell is going on?
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My mom, my mom got...
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Wait, long nails
would conjure the devil,
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so you had to be a picnic table?
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She wouldn't let me
be a witch or anything.
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I couldn't be a witch
or a ghost or anything.
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How were you a picnic table?
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It's like the cloth and
then you stick food to you.
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It was the plastic
cloth that kind of sticks
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like that.
That sort of cute.
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Then I cut a hole in it,
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and we pasted you know, like,
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but the problem was like,
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I had a crush on this guy named John,
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and we were gonna go, it
was gonna be my only time
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I was gonna be able to
interact with a boy.
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And I was so pumped for Halloween
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because we were gonna interact,
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and then I put my face in a tablecloth
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and I was like, hi John!
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Are you my boyfriend?
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We both had the same stalker.
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And his name was John the Orchestra Guy.
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John the Orchestra Guy,
who would text us both.
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And he would like, accidentally text us.
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wait, I have told this story.
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Maybe it was just a friend,
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we might not have told it publicly.
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You told it publicly,
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because people started
coming up to me like,
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He wasn't really a stalker,
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he's just this guy that has a
lot of people's phone numbers.
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He must have worked at
a studio or something.
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He must be like an agent's
assistant or something.
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And he texts and he says, hey,
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hey, Alex, or he makes up a name.
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I'm running late on my
way to the soundstage.
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Can you warm up the orchestra for me?
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Make sure the orchestra's
warmed up for me.
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It was always about
warming up the orchestra.
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Can you text me back and
let me know you got this?
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So we had been texting,
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blah blah blah, we texted
like every day for a year,
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but we had never talked on the
phone, and we had never met.
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So then we were finally gonna meet.
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She sends me her address, I drive over,
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and on the way, I'm like, oh my God,
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what if this is John the Orchestra Guy?
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We had never spoken on the phone,
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we just trusted it was each other.
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And she thought when
I was on my way over,
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she was like, oh my God,
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what if it's John the Orchestra Guy?
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And I called you and
you were like, hello?
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And I was like, hello?
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Anyway, that was the first
thing we had in common.
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we've all been there, right?
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[Interviewer] Jen,
what was the most scared
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Well I had double
engine failure on a plane,
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so that one's pretty easy for me.
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It was like eight months ago?
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Yeah, I didn't know what was gonna happen.
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We were just careening to the ground,
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I thought we were gonna die.
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But now when I fly, if
I have PTSD flashbacks,
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the plane will be landing
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like totally normally to everybody else,
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but to me, it feels like
we're careening again,
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I like, scream uncontrollably.
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You sound like a nightmare.
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I'm so, do you wanna share
a flight back to New York?
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[Interviewer] Emma, when
were you the most scared?
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Uh, 10 minutes ago?
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I don't know, all the time.
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What about when both
of your contact lenses
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popped out of both of
your eyes at the same time
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because your eyes are too big.
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Jen came to see Cabaret
and both of my contacts
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popped out of my eyes.
She did like a big.
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They had to drag me
off stage in the dark,
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and she came backstage
afterwards and I was like,
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I couldn't see anything, it
was garbage, it was a disaster,
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and she was like, enough, enough,
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I'm your dance mom, and
you need to calm down.
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Well I went up and knocked
on her dressing room door,
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and I was about to be like,
dude, that was so awesome!
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And she opens the door and she was like,
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I was blind the whole time!
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[Interviewer] Emma.
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[Interviewer] What
was your favorite film
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when you were young?
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And I loved Hocus Pocus,
and I loved Beetlejuice.
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I liked a little bit of the spooky stuff.
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Well Dumb and Dumber
was, yeah, you know.
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I was gonna say, or Jurassic Park.
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Jurassic Park, I believe to
be the best movie ever made.
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It's pretty much a perfect movie.
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When Laura Dern is like,
when the triceratops is...
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You made a brontosaurus.
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I can't believe, no,
I just said triceratops
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with a totally straight face.
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I was like, I guess it would have to be
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when the triceratops was ill,
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and Laura Dern was looking at its tongue,
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I thought that was cool.
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Lookit, yours looks like an elephant.
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It looks like I chewed it up.
Yours looks like
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Oh my God, they're even cold.
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If you pop that at me.
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I don't want to hurt you.
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I don't want to hurt you either.
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Where should we pop it towards?
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I don't want this to
be a metaphor of life,
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but you're way ahead of me!
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Should we just like
hold the cork in our,
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[popping]
[screaming]
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Are we really supposed to?
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No, it was just really gassy.
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I don't wanna go to this thing.