Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone Have a Lot More in Common Than They Realized

Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone already have a lot in common: They’re both young, Oscar winners, and mega talented. But when they sat down for a joint interview with W, they found out they were more alike than they realized. Together, the two Hollywood BFFs answered the tough questions: the first album they bought, their favorite Halloween costumes, scariest memories and even their porn names. "Chelsea Thunderbird would've been the perfect porno name," Stone quips.

Released on 1/4/2018

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Emma Stone and Jennifer Lawrence wear their own clothes.

Transcript

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[Interviewer] Before we start,
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can you hold up your little elephant?
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And your giraffe?
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Oh, you want me to hold up my little elephant?
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(laughing)
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It's me!
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Okay, we're gonna make these pop-up animals.
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Are they rolling? While you're talking to us.
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But we don't know how to do it,
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so we're just gonna try to figure it out.
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Yeah, I don't know how to do it.
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Wait wait wait wait wait wait!
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Okay.
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What was my first job?
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Uh, babysitting, I guess.
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Well, I worked at a dog bakery when I was 15.
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They baked dogs?
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That's awful.
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Yeah, we'll talk about it later.
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Kidding, I would never bake dogs!
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She totally would.
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She's a cat person.
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I'm not a cat person at all.
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[Interviewer] Where was your first kiss?
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Um, in the woods outside of,
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this is gonna sound like a murder story,
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but it was in the woods outside of a baseball game.
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The guy who I kissed found my turtle.
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I lost it.
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Aw!
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Oh yeah, didn't your turtle run away?
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(laughing) My turtle ran away.
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Turtles run away.
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I know.
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Moral of the story.
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This is criminally undiscussed.
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Nobody discusses this.
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You have to keep your eye on your turtle.
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Yeah.
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[Interviewer] Okay, so, Emma?
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What was the first album you bought?
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Emily.
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It's Emily.
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Remember?
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What was the first album I bought?
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TLC, CrazySexyCool.
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Nice!
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Yeah.
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Mine was Brandy.
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It was?
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Yeah.
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Oh, we're kind of along the same lines.
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Yeah.
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[Interviewer] What was your favorite TLC song?
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Obviously, Jason Waterfalls, because I always--
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Jason Waterfalls?
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I used to think it was, go go Jason Waterfalls.
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And I was like, who's Jason?
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(laughing)
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There's this misheard lyrics website
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called kissthisguy.com, that's the Jimi Hendrix.
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♪ Excuse me, while I kiss this guy ♪
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And you're supposed to write in
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what the misheard lyric was
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and when you found out that you had been mishearing it.
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♪ Give it to me ♪
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♪ Give me some gum ♪
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♪ Gum gon' be my girl ♪
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I was like, oh.
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Also Michael Jackson.
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♪ Give me some gum ♪
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I used to think,
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bad mamma jamma?
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Ugh, I still don't know what it was.
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What?
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Bad man's pajamas?
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Bad man's pajamas.
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I still don't get it.
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[Interviewer] Jen, what was your first red carpet outfit?
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Oh.
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Well, there was my first Oscar dress was the,
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the Calvin Klein dress.
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Oh, that was good.
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It was a scuba dress,
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I was just going to say it was like a bathing suit dress.
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Oh yeah, Superbad premiere I wore
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like a blue kind of,
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dress.
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(laughing)
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Wow, tell me more.
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It was.
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Can I quit?
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Does this like enough like a giraffe
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that I can quit? That looks like a,
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that looks like a brontosaurus.
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You watched Land Before Time,
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no wait, we've already talked about Land Before Time.
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No we haven't.
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Oh.
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Who are you confusing me with?
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I don't know. You don't have
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other friends. No, I don't.
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I abandoned all my other relationships when I met you.
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Thank you.
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[Interviewer] Emma, what was your first pet's name?
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A turtle, I imagine.
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We had two dogs named Norman and Chelsea,
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that were golden retrievers.
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That's really cute.
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Yeah.
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I love the name Norman.
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I had a schnauzer named Ozzy.
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[Interviewer] Ozzy.
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Yeah.
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A schnauzer? Yeah.
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How'd they go the schnauzer route?
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He hated us so much.
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He never wanted to be in the same room as us.
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So my porno name was Ozzy Ormond.
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Ozzy Ormond.
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And I'm, well, because I chose Chelsea,
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and then I always thought that the street we were on
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was Thunderbird, but I think it was actually Weathersfield,
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so it's Chelsea Weathersfield.
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Wow, that sounds like a news anchor.
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But Chelsea Thunderbird would have been,
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Chelsea Thunderbird would have been the perfect porn name.
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[Interviewer] They're both really good.
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I think Emily Stone is a pretty good porn name.
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That's really nice of you to say.
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You're welcome.
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Thank you.
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[Interviewer] What was your favorite birthday?
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Not year you were born, but event on your birthday?
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Oh yeah.
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It's just hard not to talk about mushrooms.
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No I'm just kidding. (laughing)
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Like, chanterelles, or?
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Yeah, shitake.
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Portobello.
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What were you guys laughing about?
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Yeah, what's so funny?
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Um, no, I mean definitely my 25th birthday
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where my friends surprised me with
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Kris Jenner holding my birthday cake.
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I mean, I don't want to sound like,
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I know that that's like a famous person story,
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but when I was a kid,
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my parents would be like, it was your birthday yesterday!
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We didn't have like, parties, so,
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my only birthday party stories are after I'm famous, so,
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suck my dick.
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(laughing)
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[Interviewer] Emma!
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What was your favorite Halloween costume?
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I went as Morticia when I was a kid,
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and I got to do those press-on long nails
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and I had the long wig and all the make-up,
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and I felt incredible.
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Ooh! I was like six years old,
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and I was like.
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Ooh, nice.
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My mother wouldn't have let me wear those.
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She would have said that they would conjure the devil.
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I was a picnic table.
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(laughing) What the hell is going on?
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My mom, my mom got...
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Wait, long nails would conjure the devil,
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so you had to be a picnic table?
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She wouldn't let me be a witch or anything.
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I couldn't be a witch or a ghost or anything.
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How were you a picnic table?
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It's like the cloth and then you stick food to you.
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It was the plastic cloth that kind of sticks
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like that. That sort of cute.
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Then I cut a hole in it,
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and we pasted you know, like,
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but the problem was like,
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I had a crush on this guy named John,
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and we were gonna go, it was gonna be my only time
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I was gonna be able to interact with a boy.
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And I was so pumped for Halloween
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because we were gonna interact,
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and then I put my face in a tablecloth
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and I was like, hi John!
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Are you my boyfriend?
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We both had the same stalker.
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And his name was John the Orchestra Guy.
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John the Orchestra Guy, who would text us both.
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And he would like, accidentally text us.
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So Emma and I,
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wait, I have told this story.
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Yeah. But where?
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Maybe it was just a friend,
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we might not have told it publicly.
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You told it publicly,
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because people started coming up to me like,
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wait a second.
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He wasn't really a stalker,
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he's just this guy that has a lot of people's phone numbers.
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He must have worked at a studio or something.
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He must be like an agent's assistant or something.
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And he texts and he says, hey,
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hey, Alex, or he makes up a name.
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I'm running late on my way to the soundstage.
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Can you warm up the orchestra for me?
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Make sure the orchestra's warmed up for me.
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It was always about warming up the orchestra.
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Can you text me back and let me know you got this?
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John.
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And we were like--
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So we had been texting,
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blah blah blah, we texted like every day for a year,
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but we had never talked on the phone, and we had never met.
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So then we were finally gonna meet.
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She sends me her address, I drive over,
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and on the way, I'm like, oh my God,
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what if this is John the Orchestra Guy?
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We had never spoken on the phone,
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we just trusted it was each other.
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And she thought when I was on my way over,
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she was like, oh my God,
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what if it's John the Orchestra Guy?
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Yeah.
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And I called you and you were like, hello?
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And I was like, hello?
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(laughing)
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Anyway, that was the first thing we had in common.
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God, this is so,
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we've all been there, right?
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Yeah.
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[Interviewer] Jen, what was the most scared
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you've ever been?
06:34
Well I had double engine failure on a plane,
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so that one's pretty easy for me.
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It was like eight months ago?
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Yeah, I didn't know what was gonna happen.
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We were just careening to the ground,
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I thought we were gonna die.
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But now when I fly, if I have PTSD flashbacks,
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the plane will be landing
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like totally normally to everybody else,
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but to me, it feels like we're careening again,
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so I'll go.
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(screeching)
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I like, scream uncontrollably.
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You sound like a nightmare.
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(laughing)
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I'm so, do you wanna share a flight back to New York?
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No.
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No!
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[Interviewer] Emma, when were you the most scared?
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Uh, 10 minutes ago?
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I don't know, all the time.
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What about when both of your contact lenses
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popped out of both of your eyes at the same time
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because your eyes are too big.
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Jen came to see Cabaret and both of my contacts
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popped out of my eyes. She did like a big.
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(singing)
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They had to drag me off stage in the dark,
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and she came backstage afterwards and I was like,
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I couldn't see anything, it was garbage, it was a disaster,
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and she was like, enough, enough,
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I'm your dance mom, and you need to calm down.
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Well I went up and knocked on her dressing room door,
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and I was about to be like, dude, that was so awesome!
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And she opens the door and she was like,
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it was awful!
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It was terrible!
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I was blind the whole time!
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[Interviewer] Emma.
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Yes.
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[Interviewer] What was your favorite film
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when you were young?
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Emily.
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I loved The Jerk.
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And I loved Hocus Pocus, and I loved Beetlejuice.
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I liked a little bit of the spooky stuff.
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Well Dumb and Dumber was, yeah, you know.
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I was gonna say, or Jurassic Park.
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Jurassic Park, I believe to be the best movie ever made.
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It's incredible.
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It's phenomenal.
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It's pretty much a perfect movie.
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You get me.
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I know.
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When Laura Dern is like, when the triceratops is...
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(laughing)
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You made a brontosaurus.
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I can't believe, no, I just said triceratops
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with a totally straight face.
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I was like, I guess it would have to be
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when the triceratops was ill,
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and Laura Dern was looking at its tongue,
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I thought that was cool.
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(laughing)
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Lookit, yours looks like an elephant.
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It doesn't really.
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Look at the face.
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It looks like I chewed it up. Yours looks like
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a brontosaurus.
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I quit.
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Thank you.
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Oh my God, they're even cold.
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If you pop that at me.
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I would never!
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I don't want to hurt you.
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I don't want to hurt you either.
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Where should we pop it towards?
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I don't want this to be a metaphor of life,
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but you're way ahead of me!
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Should we just like hold the cork in our,
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no no no!
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Don't do that?
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Hold it, hold it.
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(popping) (screaming)
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(laughing)
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Cheers, honey.
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Cheers.
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Are we really supposed to?
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(spitting)
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No, it was just really gassy.
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Just like you.
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Me.
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I don't wanna go to this thing.
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Let's get drunk,
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and then let's go.