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Samantha Bee and Jason Jones, Former 'Daily Show' Correspondents and Real-Life Couple, Discuss Falling in Love

Samantha Bee and Jason Jones, the political commentators and comedians who both formerly starred on 'The Daily Show,' are a couple off-screen. Here, they recount the moment they fell in love (on a camping trip that took an unexpected turn) and sound off on personal quirks.

Released on 4/18/2017

Transcript

00:01
Oh, should I tell a real story?
00:04
You can tell a sincere story, sure.
00:06
Jason vomited on me.
00:08
That's not the story I thought you were gonna' say.
00:10
We were on a camping trip.
00:11
I had received terrible news, and so to soothe my ills
00:17
and make me feel better, we had rum and cokes
00:20
by the campfire.
00:21
Classy.
00:23
Always classy, but I don't really drink
00:24
so Jason finished mine and diluted his rum and coke
00:28
with my rum and coke.
00:30
And then, we were laying there in the darkness
00:32
and I started crying and then I heard him
00:34
going like (whimpers),
00:36
and I was like, Oh my god, he's crying too.
00:38
I love him so much.
00:40
But actually he was vomiting inside the tent and then
00:44
he hurled all over.
00:46
I was hearing--
00:47
She could hear the pitter patter of-
00:49
I thought it was
00:50
tears. Tears hitting the canvas
00:51
floor of the tent, but it was actually vomit
00:52
that was in my mouth that I was trying to hold in.
00:56
Then we got married.
00:59
The next day.
01:01
She gets up very early in the morning.
01:04
I do.
01:05
Goes outside in the frigid weather,
01:07
and gets on a stationary bike in the dark
01:11
and goes nowhere, and maybe breaks sweat.
01:15
Always breaks a sweat.
01:16
If I was gonna' get on a bike to nowhere
01:18
it would be probably later on in the day.
01:22
We do it around the house all the time.
01:24
Okay, all right, all right.
01:26
Throw a few Eh's in.
01:27
No thank you.
01:28
I'll do it.
01:30
No, eh?
01:31
Let's go for a skate.
01:33
What?
01:35
We couldn't live without our three children.
01:36
There you go, one, two, three.
01:37
Three kids.
01:38
I got edged out.
01:39
Yeah, you're fourth though.
01:41
It's fine.
01:41
I get kicked out of the lifeboat.
01:43
That's the agreement we have.
01:44
Beer's fourth.
01:45
We kick each other--
01:47
Then you're fifth though, behind beer, that's good.
01:49
[Samantha] That's a solid.
01:50
That's a good position to be in.
01:51
Solid fifth place.
01:53
Bernie Sanders.
01:54
Just for a day.
01:55
Just to feel what it's like to--
01:57
You know what I mean? Wag that finger.
02:02
[Jason] Oh yeah, no question, unquestionably--
02:04
That's not even--
02:05
Yeah, that's not even a question.
02:08
That's it, back to Canada.
02:09
[Samantha] I'm calling it.
02:11
[Jason] It's on the front page of Breitbart already.