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Jim Jarmusch called
to talk about this movie
00:06
and you know of course,
yes, wanted to meet him.
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I didn't know anything about the movie,
00:11
but I didn't really care, I
kind of just read the script
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as a formality, I would've
done anything that he,
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if it was like a commercial
for Rolaids I would've been
00:20
interested in doing it.
00:21
But it was about a poet and a bus driver.
00:24
I thought it would be good to
write poetry during it but,
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God, no one will ever see
that, it was so, so bad.
00:32
It was the first thing that I
grabbed at the end of the day,
00:35
end of the shoot, the book of
poetry that I've been writing
00:38
'cause I didn't want anybody
to get their hands on it.
00:40
Oh I got a dog for my birthday,
that was my favorite thing.
00:43
I look at my dog [laughing]
it sounds so absurd,
00:46
but it's not, I don't know that
I could love anything more,
00:48
like have a kid maybe and be like,
00:52
but the dog. [laughing]
00:55
But actually we didn't get the
dog on my birthday, I got it
00:57
on Halloween, I hate Halloween.
01:00
My birthday's in November
but my wife got me a dog.
01:04
We kinda skipped outta town
when all these trickortreaters
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'cause apparently we hate kids too.
01:10
And we went to the pound
in Long Island which is
01:13
a motley crew of people.
01:16
Mine's a pit mix and his
brother was being bought
01:18
by somebody else, this other couple
01:21
who were gonna name him
Fettuccine Alfredo or something.
01:24
What the fuck are you talking about?
01:27
Moose is our dog, he looks like a moose.
01:29
He's very big, he's like 70 pounds.
01:32
I kept bothering her about
getting a dog for a while.
01:35
I think it was just, I was
on a tangent at Halloween,
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fucking Halloween, what a
ridiculous holiday, bullshit.
01:42
If I had a dog, play
with my dog on Halloween
01:44
I don't have to see
fucking kids all the time.
01:46
And she's like, well I'm
getting you a goddamn dog
01:47
for your birthday so shut up.
01:49
I'm like oh really?
01:50
Let's go right now, let's
go get a dog right now!
01:53
Fuck all this candy shit,
we'll just leave it downstairs!
01:57
They just come in the lobby anyway.
01:58
We saw a dog [laughing]
online that we liked.
02:01
Then before we went just to kind of,
02:03
and we went in, we were
like, oh is Rusty here?
02:06
And they were like what did you say?
02:08
We were like, there's a
dog Rusty, is Rusty here?
02:10
And they were like hold on one second.
02:11
And then they left and someone came back.
02:13
They were like, are
you asking about Rusty?
02:15
And we were like yeah.
02:17
And they were like where do you guys live?
02:19
I'm like what the fuck?
02:20
Rusty's an interesting, he's a unique dog.
02:23
We're like fuck it!
02:24
We're not gonna, fuck Rusty. [laughing]
02:27
Show us the puppies.
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And so there's a sick puppy section
02:30
and then a healthy puppy section.
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So we're like, that's clear.
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We'll go to the healthy
puppy section. [laughing]
02:36
Who are they gonna bring up?
02:37
You wanna meet Rusty.
02:38
What if he was totally calm?
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[inhaling] Hey guys I'm Rusty.
02:45
I would say, a first probably
kiss that I remember was
02:50
at school during lunch.
02:52
I can't remember, I always
look at kids I'm like
02:58
And like, oh I'm 12,
freshman in high school
03:01
or middle school, I can't remember.
03:04
Maybe this is going in a dark place.
03:05
You know when you're little
and you're with church.
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Never mind, forget that, forget that time.
03:11
Like when you're five and
there's like a 40 year old
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you're really interested
in, and she's into you,
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and no one's judging, you know?